I'm eating all of the evidence.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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