Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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