Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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