Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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