so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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