Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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