My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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