similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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