Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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