Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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