we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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