I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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