Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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