She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
