You're completely useless in the revolution.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
why do cheetos always look like penises
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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