I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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