Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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