Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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