i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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