He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I understand Curling. That high.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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