they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
