So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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