...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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