your room smells of hookers.
And success
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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