Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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