I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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