these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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