So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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