is your mom at the bar?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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