I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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