i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
is it fun? or sober?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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