I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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