lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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