jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
