Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I AM VODKA MAN
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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