Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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