yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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