It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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