Don't you send me to vm
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
