That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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