yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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