i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This is not my ceiling
"it" just moved
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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