D3 body, D1 cock
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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