We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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