you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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