OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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