Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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