You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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