She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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