Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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