What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
